Excuse: Ah sorry lads vomiting bug ripped through house last night, can’t make it! Best of luck lads
Real Reason: Seen that there was about 16 available knew he didnt have a hope of getting a game
Excuse: Forgot I had woman’s family around! Bollox anyways sees ye training.
Real Reason: Prick just trying to get on with woman’s dad who has 300 acres
Excuse: Sorry lads thought game was at 2 absolutely raging I am.. How did it go?
Real Reason: Never going to game knew well time of game as he was chatting gaffa about it in pub night before.
Excuse: Stuck in work lads sorry fuckin hate this job. 3 points are ours lads BOL
Real Reason: Dipstick wouldn’t work on batteries, on the beer previous night.
Excuse: The father needed a lift to mass no one else around sorry missed game lads you know how he is.. Unlucky today boys
Real Reason: Closet Priest loves going to Mass using father as excuse
Excuse: Not 100% with hamstring lads going to rest it up another week to be sure see you all at training. P.S Heads on from the Start
Real Reason: On the beer and has phantom injuries every week, a decent player when he turns up but not unless its a cup final.
Excuse: Away for the weekend sorry lads forgot to mention it. Would love to be there!
Real Reason: Going out with an absolute mess but mad about her thinks everyone loves here, deluded.
Excuse: Sorry lads GAA match at 11:30 can’t make it, its a Div 5 league game managers a thick cunt
Real Reason: Can’t Make either Soccer or GAA Team Div 5 manager hoping he chooses soccer.
Excuse: Ah lads was waiting down the Statoil for yee’s no sign of ye at 9:05 went home reckoned game was off sorry.. who won?
Real Reason: Just a lazy ba*stard never left the bed all weekend
Excuse: Who we playing next week gaffa will be around for that defo sorry went out for a few turned into a great session, ah sure ya know me boys no will power.
Real Reason: Actually true the man is average at soccer but loved by everyone because of his sweet left foot.
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